UiTM TESL Foundation Interview

15 April 2012.

yeayy. akhirnya akan ada reunion !! horay horay horay *tarian keling* cepat teka reunion apa ?? CEPAT CEPAT. sape cepat... tak dapat apa-apa ! hahaha jangan sedih ya anakanak sekalian :) ha! ni mek nak bagitau ni, pada tarikh yang tertera diatas, kami, iaitu pihakpihak dan ahliahli SEKOLAH RENDAH AL-HIDAYAH 94 (SRAH) akan berjumpa dan bewrestling berjumpa pada hari tersebut. jadi aku pun dengan bertungkus lumusnya membantu untuk menjayakan majlis tersebut. yelah bukan senang kut nak kumpul ramairamai ni. so i was so OVEREXCITEDLIKECRAZYY to make it happen. aku pun dengan semangatnya meredah lautan api dan ribut taufan yang bernama Katrino dengan gigih sebab punya semangat nak reunion ni. setiap malam call orang catering. kalah dato' datin semua. heyy siap terfikir nak letak public phone sebelah katil supaya senang nak call manusia (kay, ni semua da HIPERBOLA tahap melampau. sape yang percaya boleh la cepatcepat jumpa doktor berdekatan)


tapi, langit tak selalunya indah. rupa-rupanya I WAS NOT BE ABLE to join that reunion ! tsk tsk tsk ni nak lari Bangladesh ni :( 


on that date, i was offered to go for interview. yeah interview. yelaa interbiu tulaa cik jah oi. interbiu apa ? ha, gua dapat pegi interview Asasi Tesl di UiTM. tempat interbiu pulak, mak datok, jauh kot !!! dekat UiTM Shah Alam. so, i might not be able to join the fun of the reunion, but the absence of it for a good cause at least. jadi, terubat laa hati gua. yelaa gua memey target nak pi TESL kat UiTM pon. jadi i wont even dare to reject it. yang penting for that reunion, i had done my job at the best level so that my work will replace me there. haha macam tak logik je ==. okay, so disini saya ingin menghuraikan pengalaman sehari berinterbiu disana. ya, cik jah, interbiu tu laa, INTERBIU TULAA CIK JAH OI !


okay, interview aku start pukul 2.00 petang. jadi kami bertolak dari Ipoh pagipagi lagi. so, we arrived there at 1.30 p.m. if i'm not mistaken. then, we headed straight to the Main Campus of UiTM Shah Alam sebab i thought Fakulti Pendidikan must be in that campus laa kot. jadi, kami pusing laa satu campus tu. dah la besar. aku dah cuak dah. waktu terus berdetik. dah almost 2.00 p.m. but we still didnt found it ! jadi ibu pun cakap laa dekat ayah suruh tanya pak guard yang comel dan manis di pintu pagar campus tersebut.

ihsan Uncle Google. hai pak cik guard !

nasib baik laa pegi tanya pak cik guard tu. kalau tak memang laa takkan jumpa sampai koma. ruparupanya Fakulti Pendidikan  tu dekat luar main campus. if im not mistaken, just beside INTEC. then kami pun mencari laa and finally we made it ! yeay ! jom lompat sambil dangdut. hewhew 


jadi, sekarang kita terus ke sesi interview. okay firstly, bila sampai je sana, benda yang paling penting untuk kita buat ialah, pergi tandas ! kay joke. jangan marah naa :B okay, mulamula sekali kita kena check nama dekat name lists yang dia ada tampal dekat sana. why we should check it first ? because those lists will show which panel you are in. then, tunggu those staffs call you to line up before checking in for exam. what ??? EXAM ?? HELL NO !! yes, whatever it is, you have to face it. dont worry. its easy :) okay exam dia ada dua section which are Section A and Section B. Section A : 15 questions based on text. alaa A B C je. objektif. kalau tak yakin sangat, bawak je dadu. (eh jangan guna dadu tau! tak baik. hihi) Section B pulak, you have to do an essay. AN ESSAY. yes, an essay. alaa satu essay je. tapi rasanya time tu semua orang pegang pen kekok kekok je. yelaa dah berapa bulan tak pegang pen. haha macam haritu i got 'what are the benefits of using social networks such as facebook and myspace ?' then essay dia tak panjang sangat pun. bila dah habis masa tu, dia akan panggil kita ikut panel and dia akan bawak kita dekat tempat menunggu.


now, THE INTERVIEW. actually interview dia SANGAT SENANG. dan sangat kejap. sorang 10 minit je dalam tu. you will be interviewed by two interviewer. not to worry sangat laa interview ni, dia banyak ask about yourself, your family, your life semua. macam sembang je dengan interviewer tu. but, sadly, i did bad in my interview. sebab i prepare for something more challenging. so i ended up stammering in front of the interview. that was sad ! but please, BACA CURRENT NEWS ! semua orang tak terlepas dengan soalan tu. dia siap tanya macam ni :


" do you read news ?? "
" do you watch news ?? "
aku rasa nak pitam ==


jadi, banyakbanyak laa baca paper and tengok berita ye. lagi satu, during the interview kalau boleh JANGAN KELUAR SEBIJIK PUN PERKATAAN MELAYU. thats a bonus if you speak with full english.


for me, pasts are history. jadi, i'm just hoping that i will pass with flying colours. pray for me :)

cool person,

Dyra Haiyi